The Things I’m Taught

Information Technology Capstone Course:

If you have to bribe the official, bribe the official! Put on your business hat, and just bribe the inspector.

Databases:

Marriage is an outdated and completely unpractical thing. There is no such thing as compatibility.

Morality and Ethics:

There is no reason to prefer hedonism or utilitarianism other than personal preference. Good and bad, right and wrong, prioritization is different among different people.

Finance 301:

My goal in life is very simple. To retire with one cent to my name. Legacy, charity? Stupid.

The good thing about school is that you’re a rebel. The bad thing about school is that you’d rather you didn’t have to be.

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